Weird Wonders of Amazon:
10 of the most bizarre items you can purchase online
I went on a mission to find some of the weirdest, most unbelievable products ever sold on Amazon – and yes, they’re all real! From the hilariously absurd to the downright bizarre, I’ve handpicked 10 jaw-dropping items that truly showcase the wild side of Amazon.
But before we dive into this treasure trove of oddities, let me give a huge shoutout to Karma. This browser extension has been an absolute game-changer on my quirky product hunt. Not only does it streamline shopping on Amazon, but its price comparison feature is a real money-saver. It’s incredible how it finds the exact same items at lower prices elsewhere. And the best part? It’s completely free!
1. Coyote urine: Think you’ve tried everything to keep pesky critters out of your garden? Bet you haven’t tried coyote urine yet. Just a few drops around your property will keep away all unwanted visitors, including your neighbors if you leave the bottle out on your driveway.
2. Nothing: Give the gift of nothing! Though there is no satisfaction guarantee, one thing is for sure – the chances of laughter are foolproof. Make sure the include a gift receipt.
3. Dirt scented cologne: Why smell like flowers or ocean breezes when you can smell like dirt? Demeter’s Dirt Cologne Spray is the bizarrely authentic scent for those who think regular perfumes are just too mainstream.
4. Paw socks: For all the dog-lovers that go the extra-mile, or – perhaps – those who have taken it miles too far.
5. Cat tongue brush: If your cat isn’t judging you enough already, try massaging your furry friend with this attached to your mouth.
6. Pizza blanket: Wrap yourself in a slice of comfort with this Pizza Blanket! Because why not have your pizza and sleep in it too?
7. Car shift knob hoodie: Show your car a little love by keeping your shift knob snug with this mini-hoodie. It might also be worth investing in a sleeve for your hand brake, so that it doesn’t get jealous.
8. Onion ring earring: Turn heads with these dangling onion ring earrings! With these on, you can add a crispy and crunchy fashion statement, while enjoying the fun of fast food without the calories.
9. Urinal shot glasses: Cheers…? Nicely paired with shots of limoncello or tequila, not recommended with campari.
10. Mullet headband: Ever left your house and wished you had a convenient mullet on the go with you? Well, look no further! Whether you’re dressing up as David Bowie or just trying to cover up a bad hair day, this one-size-fits-most comfortable headband has got you covered.
In the grand circus of Amazon’s inventory, we’ve just scratched the surface of the peculiar and the preposterous. These 10 items serve as a wry reminder of the odd corners of consumer desire.
As you venture into your own online shopping adventures, remember that Karma could be there to help you navigate through this vast and varied marketplace, ensuring you find not just the best deals but also the most unique finds. Download Karma today – who knows what other treasures you’ll uncover in the endless aisles of the online shopping world?
